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Manufacturer Accoutrements	Recommended Age 12 – 15 years	Brand Accoutrements	Model 11884

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Features

• Standard white cotton jockey-type drawers
• One size fits most squirrels
• Will also fit most guinea pigs
• Held up with an elastic band for a perfect fit
• Can be also be used on other squirrel-sized rodents

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Squirrel Underpants
Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We've got the answer, Squirrel Underpants! Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3″ waist and is made of 100% cotton. Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils.

Hey!, still not convinced?

Check out this touching testimonal:
“Hi, I'm Lydia. I was so excited when they asked me to talk about Squirrel Underpants! I used to be ashamed to take my own daughter, Laura, to the park because of the naked squirrels. It may sound prudish, but squirrels are just so shameless in their nudity. What am I supposed to say when Laura asks me why she has to wear underpants? These tiny Squirrel Underpants keep my daughter safe, they keep my family safe and they keep America safe. Thanks Squirrel Underpants!”

Features:

Machine Washable, Last for years.
Tiny “Y-fronts” look just like people underpants!
Perfect gift, collector's item or conversation piece.
So go ahead, Help a squirrel hide his nuts for winter!

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